Tuesday, April 24, 2007

A Thank You Note

To the Black Hearted Son of a Prostitute Who Has Been Using My Debit Card to Buy Phone Top up Cards and Pornography;

So glad to have been able to facilitate your texting/filthy movie habit. Being a new mum on a budget definitely gives me the leisure time and money to call my bank, sort out fraudulent transactions and then have to reclaim money that’s actually been debited to my account. You know, between nappy changes, feedings and senseless screaming, that’s exactly how I’ve envisioned spending my afternoon.

It’s gratifying to know that my maternity pay is going to a good cause.

You utter fucksock.

Love and kisses,



Mollywogger said...

Oh FUCK no.


SaraS-P said...

What a fuckwad!

Patience said...

Fucksock!! (I'm stealing it as my new word, k?)

Seriously, how on earth did that happen?

lisalou said...

What the? I hope it was good porn at least. Probably not though.

rockmama said...

I'm not sure how these things happen. I shred everything with personal details on, ESPECIALLY bank stuff. I don't write my pin number down. No one shares my account. My guess is that someone hacked a website I made a purchase from. I never choose to store my bank details on sites, so it must have been one with fairly lax security. I'm going to get my money back, but it's just a hassle that I don't need at the moment!